IT iS WRITTEN
As a dog returneth to it’s vomit
a fool returneth to his folly!
We will reach our goal when we
have the courage to laugh as we destroy!
If the Chinese march four abreast into the ocean
the line would never end!
More than 70% of all auto owners spend more
than $300 a year on maintenance and repair!

LITTLE THING
It’s a tool for every need. It’s nice to have around.
I like to have it near. It’s always getting lost.
It’s my favorite little thing but where can I find it.

WAKE UP
Wake up, take a piss, drink some coffee,
smoke a cigarette, get blown,
Take a shit, drink more coffee,
smoke a cigarette, get blown!
Watch T.V., eat something,
smoke a cigarette, get blown,
Get drunk, fuck someone,
smoke a cigarette, get blown!

THREE HEADED PUPPY
My dog’s in heat if it gets fucked
I’ll get it blown, deform its pups.
Give her acid, feed her pot,
put some downers in her slop.
My dog’s knocked up and fucked up too,
instead of water I give her brew.
Her stud was into S&M,
tied her on the clothesline for weeks on end.
A few months later the day had come.
I couldn’t believe it a three headed pup,
ate through her skin and ate the other pups.
The A.L.F.’s gonna hate my guts.
Three headed pup in my backyard,
fights with itself to lick its balls.
Growls at the neighbors, barks at the cops,
breaks into my house and eats my pot!
Three headed pup with three minds of its own,
ate through the fence and stated to roam.
Chased the dog catcher down the street,
tries to kill everything it meets.
My dog was knocked up I fixed her junk,
gave her ludes deformed her pups.
Now I’m gonna make big bucks,
cuz my dog gave birth to a three headed pup.

FUCK SHIT UP
Screwed up in the head, since the day I was born.
Heads’s on backwards, can’t tell right from wrong.
Every fuckin’ chance I get I keep on blowing it.
FUCK SHIT UP!!! No Escape!!!
Brain just lazy, or was I brought up wrong.
I keep on trying, but I can’t hold on.
You know someday I’ll end up in a ditch.
FUCK SHIT UP!!!