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Life As We Know It

from Live at the Elk's Lodge by Useless Pieces of Shit

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NANNY NANNY
Liar, liar pants on fire
hanging from the telephone wire.
Nanny, nanny, nanny!
Made you look you dirty crook
you stole your mother’s pocketbook.
Nanny, nanny, nanny!

TWEEKIN'
Too fast, too slow,
too blown, tweekin’.
Fucked up, losing it.
Too tired, too hyped,
too much, tweekin’.
Fucking up, blowing it!

SHIT PISS CUM
Shit, piss, and cum is what you’ve done.
Shit, piss, and cum all your life.
Shit, piss, and cum is so much fun.
Shit, piss, and cum in your pants.
Shit, piss, and cum let it run.
Shit, piss, and cum down your leg.
Shit, piss, and cum it’s so much fun.
Shit, piss, and cum is what you’ve done.
Shit, piss, and cum all at once.
You’re DEAD!

UGLY AS ME
I like girls with tree trunk thighs
and little hairy chest.
I like girls three times my size,
that wear thick woolen vest.
Big chested girls just ain’t my kind,
I’ve got a kink for the crippled, dumb, and blind.
Ugly girls are my cup of tea,
but there ain’t no girl as ugly as me!

TO NOTHING
A buck her, a beer there,
people suck it up.
A ride her, a joint there,
it all adds up ……
A line here, a pill there,
get all fucked up.
A fuck here, some head there,
it all add up ……
A body here, a city there,
People, blowing up.
A missile here, a laser there,
it all adds up ……
A thought here, an idea there,
but never growing up.
A memory here, a dream there,
it all ads up …… to nothing.

SILVER PLATTER
Seem like forever I’ve been alive.
I’m sick of being tired.
Don’t wanna have to work
wanna live for free.
Give it to me!
I want life on a silver platter.
I can’t be bothered.
Don’t wanna have to move.
I’ll just eat what you bring to me.
Seems like forever I’ve been dying.
I’m tired of being sick.
I don’t want to live
I wanna be set free.
Take it from me!
I had life on a silver platter.
That didn’t matter.
Don’t wanna have to move.
My shit is all you’ll take from me.

WHO NEDDS
Who needs love to get drunk and fuck?
I’ve had enough.
Who needs love when you’ve got drugs?
You don’t.
Who needs love to get it up?
I’ve had enough.
Who needs love when you can fuck your friends!

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from Live at the Elk's Lodge, released December 6, 2012

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Useless Pieces of Shit Tucson, Arizona

Useless Pieces of Shit is a band name that you may not be familiar with but in the 1980's they were a hardcore punk rock band with a live show second to no other band of its type at the time. They weren't a product of the major scenes in New York, Boston, D.C., San Francisco, or L.A. so there were no record deals or concert promoters. They were a product of the startup remote scene in Tucson, AZ. ... more

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