Three Headed Puppy

from by Useless Pieces of Shit

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My dog’s in heat if it gets fucked
I’ll get it blown, deform its pups.
Give her acid, feed her pot,
put some downers in her slop.
My dog’s knocked up and fucked up too,
instead of water I give her brew.
Her stud was into S&M,
tied her on the clothesline for weeks on end.
A few months later the day had come.
I couldn’t believe it a three headed pup,
ate through her skin and ate the other pups.
The A.L.F.’s gonna hate my guts.
Three headed pup in my backyard,
fights with itself to lick its balls.
Growls at the neighbors, barks at the cops,
breaks into my house and eats my pot!
Three headed pup with three minds of its own,
ate through the fence and stated to roam.
Chased the dog catcher down the street,
tries to kill everything it meets.
My dog was knocked up I fixed her junk,
gave her ludes deformed her pups.
Now I’m gonna make big bucks,
cuz my dog gave birth to a three headed pup.

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from Live at the Elk's Lodge, released December 6, 2012

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Useless Pieces of Shit Tucson, Arizona

Useless Pieces of Shit is a band name that you may not be familiar with but in the 1980's they were a hardcore punk rock band with a live show second to no other band of its type at the time. They weren't a product of the major scenes in New York, Boston, D.C., San Francisco, or L.A. so there were no record deals or concert promoters. They were a product of the startup remote scene in Tucson, AZ. ... more

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